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Unfit For Command -




Hildabeast Rotten Klinton -


TAGS: hillary clinton 2016 gun grabbing hypocrisy benghazi libya killary klinton hildabeast hypocrisy what difference does it make
Rating: 5/5

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Libertas - October 9, 2015, 3:58 pm
too bad I can only give this 5 lions. This explains liberals to a "T". Compartmentalize... trivialize and projection.... "The truth is what we say it is!!"


GUN CONTROL ACTIVISTS: - Who would have thought in the early 1940's, just 3 years after taking guns away from citizens that Germany would be rounding up Catholics and Jews and other ethnics to "cleanse" their society.




Hillary's Confederate Flag Hypocrisy -




The Hillary Quote That Should Be a Presidential Deal-Breaker -


TAGS: hillary clinton i was not thinking a lot quote servergate email scandal benghazi what difference does it make killary klinton hildabeast rotten incompetent unfit for command
Rating: 4.5/5

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Libertas - September 5, 2015, 7:59 pm
there will be a lot of people that won't be thinking a lot when they vote for her!


WHAT THE LEFT-WINGERS WON'T TELL YOU - The Republican MAJORITY House PASSED a government budget yet the Democrat MAJORITY Senate REFUSED to pass the budget resulting in the government shutdown.




JOE 'BIG MASSA' BIDEN -




COACH STIMULUS @ OSU - Oregon State Gets a $17.8Million stimulus package where baby bro works. Coincidence? Where does the swamp end?




Obamacare may be working -




Terror threat in Yemen -




Ready For Hillary 2016 -


TAGS: hillary clinton 2016 killary klinton hildebeast benghazi libya filegate chinagate servergate whitewater vince foster what difference does it make
Rating: 4.6/5

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rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 7:51 pm
f'sho :)
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 7:46 pm
But they make for the best toys, so they earn their keep. My personal online giga pet - monkey edition. http://i.imgur.com/A52hgLi.jpg Instant fun, with one push of a b.utton.
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 7:29 pm
I know, right? ^.^
rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 7:24 pm
I saw that, Guest818 :) You ARE good - yes, you have him very well trained; you make it look soooo freasy. Must be "embaressing" to be a "Republian" troll with a borderline personality.They're just all bu'ttons,no self-control.And they work for peanuts :D
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 6:56 pm
See, Rebecca? Like I told you, just give him some time.....Atta boy, Bubbles. Here's another peanut.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 5, 2015, 5:28 pm
Then again, you try to mask your typos (or lack of english skills) by claiming it's slang when the reality is that you just don't know any better and even call out others (like freasy) for bad spelling. you really are a hoot.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 5, 2015, 5:26 pm
I take it you don't understand hypotheticals. When a statement begins with IF, it's hypothetical. Try using an online dictionary before you comment, you might save yourself some embarrassment.
rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 12:00 pm
What's the matter, BeeEss? Tucked monkey tail got your tongue? :) Never disappoint your owner (all the more ironic considering you've just BEEN "owned" in another one of your "debates"....again.) lololololol
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 11:42 am
LOL Of course, R.Olsen. Just give it some time.
rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 11:40 am
OMG. You were right. SO CUTE! :D Great trick. Make him do it again! please, please? :) make him say, "donkeyboy" again! He must really idolize you, it's cute when he mimics you. Make him do it again! please, please, please :D :D :D :D :D :D
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 11:37 am
You are already calling it? How about we wait and see who is right. ^.^ I now have two of your predictions I plan to tease you about if you are wrong....In the meanwhile, another peanut, Bubbles. That's a good little mimicker.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 5, 2015, 11:32 am
If Bernie Sanders manages to knock Hillary down, you will look really stupid (not that you need any help in that department) for being wrong again. You won't be able to walk back your hillary love. Eat some more hay, donkeyboy
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 10:23 am
But I digress. That's a good monkey ^.^ I push your b.utton, you react. Here's a peanut.
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 10:19 am
if she wins, then you 'now' look REAL stupid (not that you need help in that department) for being wrong about Hillary's chances - laughing maniacally and mockingly over it, as if you are so sure. i.e. You can't take it back now if you were wrong.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 4, 2015, 9:29 am
any reason why she should be elected or how she has the ability to run this country unless it's into the ground the rest of the way.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 4, 2015, 9:27 am
How does any of that bite me in the @$$? How could Hillary kick my @$$? None of this Hillary crap means anything anyways. She's about as corrupt as you can get and stays out of jail only because of the lib media and obama owned DOJ. I can't think of
guest818 - June 3, 2015, 11:28 pm
poorly played, for so many reasons. you are begging for this to bite you in the @$$. will remember this one come 2016 if she wins. ^_^ when i say, the day after the election,"Hillary kicked your @$$", be sure to repeat that too, like a good monkey
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 9:02 pm
Still think that? Her favorability rating is going down the toilet. And that includes liberals! bwahahaha
guest818 - May 26, 2015, 10:52 am
hillary has a lock on the nom.the email scandal is a dud. if the clintons proclivity for corruption was truly a problem, they wouldn't have had bill lewinsky speak at the last convention. The fantasy world you live in is also a shameful one, EMMa. Fitting
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 26, 2015, 9:31 am
/sarc
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 26, 2015, 9:26 am
It seems that hillary can't survive more scandals. Even donkey lovers (at least the smart ones) are having a hard time trying to justify voting for her anymore.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 26, 2015, 9:23 am
That's a bit of stretch. If you don't like donkeys, you must like elephants because we all know there are only 2 options - republican or democrat - there is no such thing as an independent.
Cannabal - May 25, 2015, 8:48 pm
That's what you call a "sham democracy."
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:40 pm
99% of the people who end up voting for hillary, will be doing it soely because she's the only offered alternative to the republican candidate.
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:28 pm
or do you honestly go to the polls thinking "man, i really wanna be screwed over by that liar with the elephant badge... our future depends on the elephant badge guy beating the donkey badge guy, that donkey badge guy is a liar who will screw us over!"
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:25 pm
how do you reconcile this implication with the fact that both parties are funded by the same people and companies, and both parties are filled with self-serving powerhungry liars who only care about their own wealth and power?
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:13 pm
the way you said that makes it seem like you're implying that the republican party and its candidates are somehow better.
Cannabal - May 25, 2015, 12:26 am
Yeah, "morals" is sure my stipulation for the presidency.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 24, 2015, 8:39 am
Yeah, let's see someone who has any morals at all get the democrat nod. I daresay that would be a sight to behold.
Cannabal - May 23, 2015, 8:40 pm
Yeah, let's see a woman get the Republican nomination. I daresay that would be a sight to behold.
Cyberhagen - May 23, 2015, 12:56 pm
I'm not entirely sure about that...


...ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR CREATOR... - sounds like creationism in the Declaration, isn't that a religious belief?




YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you think all rich people are evil (except the inner circle liberal rich folk who are putting all those insane ideas in your head)




Billionaire Russian Mobster to Hold Fundraiser for Hillary -




WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS -




OK, TIME TO GO BACK TO WORK - Time for celebrating is over- lets get back to the business of getting rid of the corrupt members of congress!




PRIVATE SECTOR VS PUBLIC SECTOR -




MITT ROMNEY FOUGHT IN THE CIVIL WAR - for the confederates i heard it on the internet so it must be true




Florida's new neighborhood watch -


TAGS: crime watch apparently doesn t mean watching out for potential crime
Rating: 5/5

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Ron2 - August 26, 2013, 5:22 am
I live in Florida. I talk to my neighbors. "WE" would have done the exact same thing Z did. Travon would be dead had he done what he did in our 'hood. And that counts three black home owners right next door who say the same thing.
StoneTools - August 25, 2013, 7:19 pm
and, if someone has skittles and a hoodie, just run away


Used to be -




" OCCUPY GULAG COMRADE GUY FAWKES " -




"THE COMPANY MAY HAVE TROUBLE FINDING A BUYER... - ...I don't see this technology (solar energy) as very viable in the long term"-Adam Krop financial analyst




Healthcare dot gov versus YouTube -




STIMULUS DOOMSDAY MACHINE - Checkov: Captain- Scanners have detected a Stimulus Doomsday Machine ahead Capt Kirk: Arm 2012 Photon Torpedoes




Know Too Much -




HELLO - what is the price of algae per gallon?




FORGET WHAT OBAMA SAYS. WATCH WHAT HE DOES... WATCH AND LEARN, AMERICA -




FORGET WHAT OBAMA SAYS. WATCH WHAT HE DOES... WATCH AND LEARN, AMERICA -




THE 6TH FLEET -




THE END OF THE WORLD - Possibly decided by the November 2012 elections on whether it'll be December 21, 2012, or way later on.




sending troops to fight the "ebully" virus -




GOD DOES NOT SWEAT THE TRIFLE -




BUT, IT ONLY NEEDED A TUNE UP! - Never let Liberals fix anything.




STATE L.E. DIVISION CHIEF LLOYD -




FAMILIES CAN'T SPEND MORE THAN THEY MAKE - So why does the Government believe they can?




PELOSI DOESN'T GET IT - She says she doesn't intend to let her 'Great Achievements' go away. Didn't her 'Great Achievements' cause the Democrats to lose mid term elections?




PRESIDENT OBAMA TO DETAIL THE US' "RED LINES" ON IRAN. - Rumor has it he's colorblind when it comes to Iran. Sees only red when it comes to Israel.




THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES - Doesn't he realize he's freaking nekkid?




HOPE AND CHANGE - or was that "Bait and Switch"




YOU DAMN KIDS... - get off my damn lawn!




MILITANT RIGHT-WING INTERNET TROLLS HAVE A BIT OF A CREDIBILITY GAP -




CA INSP. GEN'L LAURA CHICK - Govinator Ahnuld appointed her to put an end to fraud and waste in CA. She's been very effective in doing so. One of new Gov. Moonbeam's directives is to eliminate her position and dep't. This speaks volumes- don't it???




YES, BILL, IT IS RATHER SIMPLE TO EXPLAIN - UNLESS YOU'RE A LIBERAL....




IN ORDER TO AVOID - Speculative bubbles We have interrupted soap production




REALITY - Of the situation has little to do with Donkeys and Elephants




DISCLOSE ACT - Because nothings says "Suppression of Free Speech" when a law specifically targets opponents to the current administration November's coming MOFO's!




DR. KRAUTHAMMER ON OBAMA -




CREAM RISES -




CHRISTIANS -




HEY HILLARY -


TAGS: gop doesn t care about middle class
Rating: 2.75/5

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crankyhead - November 13, 2012, 9:34 pm
Anybody seen Groucho?


CHANGE - With this guy? This doesn't look too good...




OXYMORONS - They're everywhere




A GLACIER IN ARGENTINA 1928/2004 - I really don't know how this became a Political issue. When did politicians become Scientists?




HEADLINES -




WISH I COULD GET A DAY OFF -




I WONDER -




OBLIVIOUS CONSERVATIVE IDIOTS - they love to talk about the old days of america and how things were better, but they like to forget that the tax rate on the 1% highest earners was 90%, what does that do to your "lower taxes" prosperity plan?




LAST WEEKEND -




HPV OVERDOSE -




because radical Islam does not exist -




Freaking out -




Hillary 2016 -




13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi -




Not So Ready For Hillary -




Snobbish Oligarch -




The Big Question -




The Dumbing Down Of America -




Cowardly Democrats -




Hildabeast the Hypocrite -




Granny Clinton: "I Used To Love To Drive A Car" -




Hillary wasn't "Dead Broke" But She IS Morally Bankrupt -




Lying Hildebeast -




Hildabeast's Buffoonery -




How Convenient! -


TAGS: hillary clinton email scandal state department snowzilla corruption killary klinton hildabeast government transparency tyranny servergate benghazi what difference does it make
Rating: 5/5

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Libertas - January 23, 2016, 6:56 pm
l'eau de corruption! A new fragrance from the Clinton foundation


No Liberal Media Bias Here... -




Democrats' Coin Flip -




Killary Klinton -




Democrat Transparency -




The Butcher of Benghazi -




Killary Klinton -




Colonel Sanders & Dr. Funkenstein -


TAGS: sanders and clinton george colonel bernie hillary 2016 hildabeast socialist democrats dnc dr funkenstein progressives liberals killary klinton what difference does it make feel the bern
Rating: 4.64/5

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fauxnews - February 10, 2016, 1:34 pm
lololololol...In a word, epic. 5Lions
Curlyrocks - February 10, 2016, 1:20 pm
You've made a lot of posters man, but this is by far the best. 5L
inflatedego - February 9, 2016, 8:54 am
Sanders has fight thighs?


Do You Really Want This Hag To Be The Next Commander-In-Chief? -




Hillary Clinton 2016 -




under surveillance -




MORAL EQUIVALENCY -




A.I. -




Marco Robio -




liberal rationale -


TAGS: liberal losers climate change doesn t mean just warming
Rating: 2/5

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guest818 - May 28, 2015, 8:45 pm
Calm down, EMMa. You're going to break your keyboard.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 28, 2015, 8:41 pm
if you jiggle really hard, the but.tons will loosen up and reset.
guest818 - May 28, 2015, 8:36 pm
You've probably reached "China by now" with that hole you are digging. guess it went over your head and pushed your b***ons
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 28, 2015, 7:51 pm
also known as playing with squirrel food
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 28, 2015, 7:51 pm
You could have saved yourself a lot of typing and agonizing by just saying "Oh! I was off topic when I made the china comment" but that's not the liberal way, which requires trashing statements that have nothing to do with the topic at hand.
guest818 - May 28, 2015, 6:24 pm
"Ann Coulter, have one of your family members threatened. See how you feel! Apparently Ann Coulter made a joke about my daughter being killed in a recent column. I should expect nothing less but disgusted regardless." -- Cindy McCain
guest818 - May 28, 2015, 5:59 pm
Now this conversation is pushing your b u t t o n s. The irony. Only a self-conscious rageaholic would quote a self-conscious rageaholic like "Ann Coulter" and not see the stupidity in it. Did you get yourself a permit yet for that hole you are digging?
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 28, 2015, 5:24 pm
If you can somehow force a liberal into a point-counterpoint argument, his retorts will bear no relation to what you’ve said" -- Ann Coulter
guest818 - May 28, 2015, 9:46 am
Send us a postcard when you get to China, EMMa.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 28, 2015, 8:56 am
Faux claims my b***ons were pushed, I say they weren't, so you conclude that because I said they weren't means that they were! Public schools taught you so well.
guest818 - May 28, 2015, 1:33 am
if you have to announce to everyone your b***ons weren't pushed, then guess what? your b***ons were pushed.
rebeccaolsen - May 27, 2015, 9:54 pm
http://iambrony.steeph.tp-radio.de/mlp/gif/35408__safe_animated_pony-joe%20(1).gif
rebeccaolsen - May 27, 2015, 9:52 pm
But silly me.Clearly Im wrong since you made it clear in your epic meltdown #76504 that you "dont take this site seriously." But Im unsure if you will get this, though - you are "ignoring" me (#76501) even when you aren't(#76484). Never mind,John Kerry :)
rebeccaolsen - May 27, 2015, 9:41 pm
You accidentally responded(again)on behalf of OTC in the wrong thread,when u really meant to respond to Faux in #76503 :) Normally,I'd wager it was because your bu.ttons WERE pushed and u were so angry u were in a rush to respond,faster than u could think
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 27, 2015, 9:00 pm
*you are*
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 27, 2015, 8:59 pm
this site seriously, which I most definitely do not.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 27, 2015, 8:59 pm
If you never learn anything in your entire life, at least get smart about the fact that you totally incapable of pushing my but.tons (and probably nobody else's either) no matter how hard you try. In order for that to happen, I would have to take you and
fauxnews - May 27, 2015, 6:24 pm
Nah,wishful thinking.I just have enough sense to call a time out in a debate when it is obvious my opponent is a troll with an agenda ;-) It's actually been working out quite well for me.So what if that pushes your bu.ttons? Not my prob you blew it.Cheers
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 27, 2015, 5:31 pm
to put up an argument, but when you can't, you resort to name calling and cheesy attempts at ridiculing people. That's your biggest fault or chink in your armor.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 27, 2015, 5:30 pm
and the other thing, faux, is that I don't really like or dislike anyone on this site. I do believe, however, that some on this site have the IQ of a dead tree in the middle of a desert. Those are the people I avoid. At least you try to sometimes try
rebeccaolsen - May 27, 2015, 5:22 pm
So says the dishonest projecting lolcow. def."They've a compulsive need to give up as many lols as possible at their own expense despite themselves." Yup,that's you in a nutshell,key word 'nut'.Let us know when you're done w/your 'latest' tantrum,child :)
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 27, 2015, 4:48 pm
Is there some comment you can point to where I said I didn't like you? I do like you, you are hilarious, you bring humor and laughter to this site.
fauxnews - May 27, 2015, 4:22 pm
MMessEnnBeeCee.
fauxnews - May 27, 2015, 4:17 pm
So,you dont like me.Who cares?What do you want us to do about it?lol Yes,you cant stand me.WE KNOW.You made it clear in your early posts with your new account.Whatever your strategy is here,so far its backfired on you.Get used to disappointment.Cheers :-)
fauxnews - May 27, 2015, 2:27 pm
(cont.)smart people believe in MMCC when there is plenty of actual evidence for it (more than there is than for a fairy-tale God). Maybe you SHOULD cut back on the bu.tter.lol..It's clogging them brain cells something fierce. X-D Cheers mate :-) (2/2)
fauxnews - May 27, 2015, 2:19 pm
For the record, mate: you have a literal belief in a make-believe God without a shred of real evidence. Believing in a real god is as ridiculous as believing in the tooth fairy. There is ZERO evidence for it. Yet, you think it is ridiculous that (1/2)
fauxnews - May 27, 2015, 2:16 pm
Bu.tter is your ace-in-the-hole again and again when it's really an useless card - a joker in this denier game you are playing that you are confusing with something valuable.
fauxnews - May 27, 2015, 2:11 pm
And your reb***al against the argument that you dont grasp a complex understanding of CC science was,"I didnt understand the science that BU.TTER was bad and chemicals called margarine was good,but it was wrong since science has recanted that theory"(2/2)
fauxnews - May 27, 2015, 2:08 pm
OTC,you made a poster indicting CC science as being too incompetent to separate weather from MMCC.lol Then someone called you out for not understanding the science since a smart person knows that anecdotal observations about weather aren't scientific(1/2)
rebeccaolsen - May 27, 2015, 1:54 pm
And considering it's not possible that you can smell our"breaths" from your end - given that's not how computers work and Im not there - your comeback fail is amazing as it could be only "one" person who's breath you are smelling :) BS will do that to you
rebeccaolsen - May 27, 2015, 1:34 pm
Considering how badly you rushed out your comeback without thinking, slamming the keys, stammering, and posting it twice now, it's not plausible you are taking it in stride.lol
rebeccaolsen - May 27, 2015, 1:28 pm
lol Forget who you were again? Way to undercut your own point by directing it from the wrong account :) You were sorta right, though: One of us is splitting their sides with laughter here. YOUR IRONIC KARMA FTL :D
OTC - May 27, 2015, 12:45 pm
You think but'ter is my evidence against MMCC? oh man, you really are confused, no wonder you believe in MMCC
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 27, 2015, 12:06 pm
or rational manner, I might add.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 27, 2015, 12:06 pm
oops, responded to wrong posting.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 27, 2015, 12:05 pm
Actually, that was all a waste of bad breath on your part. My comment was directed to FauxNews, not you. I normally ignore all your ignorant postings since I almost split my sides laughing at your attempts to discuss anything in a civilized manner.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 27, 2015, 12:04 pm
Actually, that was all a waste of bad breath on your part. My comment was directed to FauxNews, not you. I normally ignore all your ignorant postings since I almost split my sides laughing at your attempts to discuss anything in a civilized manner.
rebeccaolsen - May 26, 2015, 7:30 pm
You're welcome :)
rebeccaolsen - May 26, 2015, 7:30 pm
And if Einstein WAS alive today,he'd be the biggest MMCC supporter alive - given the preponderance of evidence.When deniers drop Einstein's name, I normally accuse them of talking out of their a'ss but it's silly to accuse an a'ss of talking out of itself
rebeccaolsen - May 26, 2015, 7:23 pm
Sorry to waste your time but Faux, Miss Priss, myself and many others agreed long ago, behind-the-scenes, not to click on your links. Forgot already, hun? I will thank you in advance for re-reviewing the memo.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 26, 2015, 5:53 pm
Even Einstein screwed up with his cosmological constant which he later removed from his theory of relativity
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 26, 2015, 5:42 pm
http://discovermagazine.com/2000/oct/featblunders/
rebeccaolsen - May 26, 2015, 5:36 pm
Your "sigh" and emo logic FTW :)
rebeccaolsen - May 26, 2015, 5:36 pm
"sigh" is right.A perfect emo response given that your evidence against MMCC is EMOtional reasoning.Death cant differentiate between murder and natural causes, but forensics claim men can kill each other? Because death didn't happen before murder, right?
fauxnews - May 26, 2015, 5:09 pm
Science CAN differentiate. That's what its handy little tools and methodology is for. ;-) You just can't understand it, or are unwilling to accept it, mate. They have 10000+ studies to back them up.Your evidence against it? B.utter. I rest my case X-D
OTC - May 26, 2015, 4:30 pm
Sigh, I never said science is a hoax, try not putting words in people's mouths. Science can't differentiate natural and man made CO2, but they know man is making more of it than nature? Because there has never been climate change until MMCO2, right?
rebeccaolsen - May 26, 2015, 4:03 pm
Amen :)
fauxnews - May 26, 2015, 3:50 pm
P.S. If science was used to disprove that the bu.tter-is-bad theory was wrong, I guess logic would imply you are saying that science is at least right for the present moment- when it says b***er is good and *cough* *ahem* MMCC is unequivocal. ;-) Good job
fauxnews - May 26, 2015, 3:45 pm
Yeah, bu.tter vs. climate change. You got a real winner on your hands. Guess science is a hoax.Time to throw out all the science books and go back to church. Who knew that all we had to do was prove that bu.tter was good to prove the existence of God? :-D
OTC - May 26, 2015, 3:31 pm
I didn't understand the science that bu.tter was bad and chemicals called margarine was good, but it was wrong since science has recanted that theory, go figure
rebeccaolsen - May 25, 2015, 8:17 pm
Just because you don't understand science doesn't mean it is wrong. I bet you also had a meal sometime last week.There goes the theory that world hunger exists.ROFL I know, DebtToAmerica, this is trollbait.Sorry - couldn't resist milking our fav lolcow :)
rebeccaolsen - May 25, 2015, 8:11 pm
An uneducated and ignorant belief from an uneducated denier. Typical. This poster makes fun of itself - empirical findings of science told you that climate change/warming is unequivocally human induced, the weatherman tells you it is "cold outside."lol


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